Friday

-I went to work
-At work, I scored a nanny type position for the summer with one of our clients who has a BLACK AMERICAN EXPRESS credit card. Think about the money this guy has... I am pretty hyped.
-I went to the mall, and bought a compact. Spending $26.94 kicks my ass. Seriously. But I cannot bring myself to buy Target make-up. SO I'll continue to clog my pores with the expensive stuff.
-I went home, and took a short nap.
-I pissed some time away with my sisters and nephew.
-I went to Petco...again. Second time in one week. Vowww.
-Came home and got ready.
-I met Bonnie at the mall.
-We went to The Shadow Ridge Marriott and partied in a villa. It was way nice.
-It was Josh's (Whitney's boyfriend) 21st Birthday, so there was a ton of liquor and beer.
-Reuniting with Whitney was amazing. Like reeeally amazing.
-And it was really nice seeing old friends from high school and playing King's Cup.
-I suck at King's Cup. I get so hammered I don't even let the rules cross my mind. Especially when no cussing is a rule. People hate being my "mate" cause they always have to drink when I do, and I always have to drink
-I don't remember much, but I remember deciding I wanted to pass out.
-Bonnie and I went and laid in a room and kept saying, "Shhhhhh." We thought it was hilarious, and they thought we were lesbians.
-Bonnie is the best, by the way (LIZ, I DID NOT CHEAT ON YOU).
-Security kept having to come to tell us to be quiet, so Jackie, Bonnie, Al, and I left.
-Bonnie and I had a really good talk that we just needed.
-We got Jack-In-The-Box and looked at yearbooks.
-I threw up and passed out, on account of drankin to much vodka. I should mention that Smirnoff is like water. I'm so used to the plastic handles that I didn't know something could be semi-pleasant.
-Smirnoff always kicks my ass though. I'm pretty sure I can really only drink Skovar, Caliber, Prestige, Popov, and Dr. K.
A night of success.