Thursday, December 4, 2008

Question of the night:

Why can't I have sex like a man, and remain unattached?

Dear New Boy,

You're really cute, and I think we are both very goal oriented, and not even a little retarded that this could be good. Please play nice.

Sincerely,
Lauren

You know

you're over something when you're not even a little mad.

Sure, I'm annoyed by how fucking stupid they both are, but...

...the blinders are officially off, I'm cleansed, and I'm renewed. I am so done, done, done that I finally feel SATISFIED.

"Betrayal is a funny crown
You wear it well, just like a king
Revenge is the saddest thing
Honey, I'm afraid to say, you deserve everything."

Photobooth

Well, I lost track, and then those words were said.
You took the wheel and you steered us into my bed.
Soon we woke and I walked you home,
And it was pretty clear that it was hardly love...


...And as the summer's ending,
The cool air will rush your hard heart away.
You were so condescending.
And this is all that's left:
The empty bottles, spent cigarettes.
So pack a change of clothes, 'cause it's time to move on.