Monday-Wednesday

I guess I've been doing this all wrong, and am supposed to be doing this like Andy and Liz...

Monday
-I procrastinated in my getting ready, but I did.
-I picked up Michael to go to his cousin's band's practice.
-I wanted to drink, naturally, but Michael said, "It's Monday.", and didn't want to drink, and I didn't want to drink alone. So I didn't drink.
-We went to Petsmart and Petco, in search for puppies. There weren't any.
-I did ge to see rats, mice, hamsters, and guinea pigs though. I wanted them all. He liked the stupid chinchilla. I didn't. He wants one. I don't.
-We sat in front of his house and made-out. Haha. It was nice. And then we made it official.
-I went home.
-I forgot what else.

Tuesday
-I thought I was going to work, so I woke up all early. How embarrassing.
-I ended up going to Michael's.
-He was sick and I was sick, so we stayed at the house and watched Mean Girls, and some TV shows.
-Mean Girls was a hoot.
-He was being cute and funny, I guess.
-We made out.
-And then we made out.
-Oh, and then we made out.
-It's kinda nice being sober.
-Liz and I were supposed to go to the bump and grind, but bitch hoe had cramps. So we didn't.
-I ended up going home.

Wednesday
-I went to work, and worked, and then got my hair colored. Black, of course.
-I was supposed to hang out with Asscar. But we didn't end up doing so.
-I went to Liz's when I got off. We danced scandalously.
-We had a battle of calling Andy.
-I was an 9 year old boy named Ping, and Andy wanted me.
-He was actually being really funny.
-Liz and I picked up Carlos, and went to Albertson's. The sign was broken, and we made jokes about it. They're not really that funny if you weren't there.
-Liz, Carlos, and I went to The River. We sat in the car talking about penis sizes. It was cool.
-They drank vodka. I didn't. How boring.
-Wilber and Andy ended up meeting us, making it an even cooler, larger car/River party.
-Andy was funny. Wilber was polite.
-I love them both. And Carlos.
-I hate Liz.
-Wilber has good hair. Carlos' eyes are hawt.
-Andy parted his hair to the side, and slicked it back. It was so funny. He looked like David.
-We took pictures.
-We ventured into The River.
-Liz and I went through Andres' text messages. There wasn't anything interesting. Boring.
-It was fun, but I decided to leave.
-I went home.