Weekend Up North

Friday

My parents and I got into Monterey Thursday evening and spent a lot of the day there Friday. We went and did the 17 Mile Drive and looked at mansions and otters. We then went to lunch, and they let me drink, so I got a sweet buzz going. We then walked down Cannary Row, and that wasnt veddy fun. Around 4, we left to Liz's, and were stuck in traffic for forever! I got to her around 7, and it was veddy exciting... We then got ready to go into the city. First, we had to go get a handle at Luckys. By the way, I hadn't seen a Lucky's since I was like 4, so that was really neat. Anyway, we picked up this good H30 called... I don't remember... I think it was Select. We pre-gamed in the car, and hopped on the Subway. We took the Subway down to 16th Street in San Francisco. By the time we got off, we were drunk and needed to pee BAD. We went into Burger King and they had no available bathrooms, so we ran away, and went into this bar. Well, to our surprise, it was the craziest Mexican bar. There was this creepy ass guy with a sweet ass mullet sitting at the bar and was offering us drinks, so we decided to run into the bathroom and told him we'd take a shot when we got out. Everyone was eyeing us, and it was pretty scary. So we went pee, and I think we tried coming up with a plan for escape. So we go back out, and he offers us drinks again, and then Liz realized that it wasn't a good idea, and said something to me, and then we just RAN out...all crazy. We then decided that we were hunnnngry, so we went to Burger King. We met some creepy drunk boys in the line, and they offered some milk. We got some bomb ass food and some bomb ass condaments and crowns, and sat there eating with them on like a bunch of weirdos. Once we were done, we went back out on the town to look for this bar that we were going to meet her friend Jason at. On the way there, we needed to pee again, so we went into some restaurant, and kind of got lost. Luckily, I have noo shame and ask anyone for help. These 2 guys escorted us to the street we needed to get on to get to this bar called Delirium, and we pranced along the street to get there, and met a bunch of crazies on the way there. Jason was taking forever, so we sat outside of the bar and met this crazy guy with a boombox. I was trying to get him to play Selena, and was going to until we ran away from him. He was interesting. I don't remember his name, but he was overly talkative, and a wine-o. He told me he had been in prison, and that was like oh no... But of course, I asked him, and it was just for drugs. ;] Anywho, Liz and I managed to sneak away and sit on the other side of the wall, after playing with puppies. Then the guy found us again, and Liz got him to go look for his beatbox, and we got up and ran away again. Then we went into the bar and met a Keisha-Look-Alike and a guy who wrote our names on the wall. We also met a girl who had Axe and had her spray it on us so we could smell like Andy, duh. At some point, Jason finally got there and we went to a few other bars. At the 3rd one, we had some drinks and took a bunch of Myspace pictures. 2 o'clock rolled around and it was time to go. So Jason took us back with him to Oakland. We had a maaad truck party with a bunch of Liz and I's gay music, and more Myspace pictures and gum for a chaser. After driving for 12 years, we got to Jason's, and continued our Friday night party. We had Nerf gun fights and sexual dances. I passed out a few times, and then would get back in party mode. Liz and Jason ran around for hours and made Ling Ling Egg Rolls. Liz then woke me up to have me try one, but there weren't any more, so Jason put more in the toaster oven. We took them out early, and bit into them, and they were still frozen and gross. So we put them back in to cook. I had this strawberry icecream and I dropped it on my shirt and decided to put my whole left side in the water and was soaked. And since we're on the topic of clothing, I wore Jason's shoes and shirt for hours (which I don't remember). Anywho, while waiting for the egg rolls at like 5:30, or 6, Liz decided to go to bed, so I went and slept with her. We KNOCKED out. Jason couldn't even wake us up. Around 8, I woke up again and noticed he was gone and that he left us a note with a map. I told Liz he left, and then we went back to bed, haha. We woke up again around 10:30 and were ready to start our Saturday... I'll continue on later.